Call of Nature

I have this habit of responding to the call of nature as soon as I wake up. But today, i had to CONTROL it and wait till I get to the office...darn with those physical exams! I just learned last saturday that you cannot store human excrement for more than 2 hours or else it will be stale (Hmmm...that i didn't know. That was lesson #1 in "banyo" 101). So that explains why I need to do it in the office, during office hours. Oh! For lesson #2: if you can, remove all your clothes while doing it. You'll never know where the stench will stick....